What's your job?

Mittens · 2022-02-22T19:09:20+00:00

I artificially inseminate animals. It's more of a hobby really.

Antarchomachus · 2022-02-23T06:28:37+00:00

I operate a series of toilet spycams and stream them online

fatman · 2022-02-23T22:25:56+00:00

manipulating my parents to buy me lots of fast food

jet199 · 2022-02-22T19:16:31+00:00

I shill for the Ukrainian coffeeshop lobby and big keto.

fschmidt · 2022-02-22T22:12:34+00:00

I'm a programmer currently stuck doing marketing full-time because I couldn't find a competent marketing person.

eman717 · 2022-02-22T22:50:57+00:00

I'm Assistant to the Chief Smackboi. Trust me, it's critical and the company would collapse like a home over a Florida sinkhole without me or the one I assist... in all seriousness, I do everything for a start-up manufacturer that primarily is a printer of niche promotional products.

Gaslov · 2022-02-23T02:33:29+00:00

According to reddit, I'm employed by Putin to spread Russian propaganda.

FuckYourMom · 2022-02-22T18:22:28+00:00

Clean carpets. Vet tech. Professional shot poster.

jumba_jukiba · 2022-02-23T00:18:18+00:00

I track down failed experiments and quarantine them on my space ship.

shoes · 2022-02-23T00:27:43+00:00

Talking shit about a pretty sunset.

Optimus85 · 2022-02-23T06:39:15+00:00

Toilet seat tester.

noice · 2022-02-23T11:49:09+00:00

I'm a stowaway on a submarine

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