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[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

71% of draft age people are ineligable to enlist in the US miltary. There is a very long list of disqualifiers to military service. I'm sure you could get at least one to stick. Hell, if nothing else just sit down and cry all day. They'll get so tired of your stupid ass they'll beg for you to get kicked out.

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71% of draft age people are ineligable to enlist in the US miltary

Cause they're too fat?

I'm 41 with a bad knee, if they need my ass we'd have to be seriously fucked anyways.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fat, drugs, criminal record. All kinds of shit. Domestic violence has ended many a military career. If you can't legally have a firearm you can't serve in the US military.