Anyone here in prime military draft age, 18-25?

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[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

And the matrix could care less about you.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

Glad to hear I am very important to the matrix.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

You are of least importance to the matrix.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Wooo, still important! The Matrix loves me, I knew it.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

That means you're not important. At least you're happy with it.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Pretty sure the Matrix loves me. I mean what are random ho's compared to me. I have to be worth at least 6 strippers and change.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Because all it cares about is the most efficient procreation, and that happens when female health is optimal and males sacrifice everything for it.

Fuck, I wish reproduction would stop because life is 99.99999999% bad.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Men sacrifice for women, women serve men. It is the way of things.

life is 99.99999999% bad.

You're really missing out. You focus on what's bad instead of what's good. That's pessimism my friend.

Enjoy a bikini car wash on this fine day.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

women serve men

What?! We have to carry all the burdens in life and they aren't even expected to be able to open a fucking door for themselves while I can't even stand my own body or even the way my mind works now while they get a bunch of good things. Maybe your perceptions are warped because we perceive males having anything good at all as being unjust, because it could've gone to females instead.

You're really missing out. You focus on what's bad instead of what's good. That's pessimism my friend.

Because what little good there is is completely spoiled by the bad.

Enjoy a bikini car wash on this fine day.

No, that's just gross and I'm not sexually attracted and I'm glad because it means one less lineage of people who have to live.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Pretty sure being a man is way better than being a woman overall, but I don't think I can ever convince you.

Maybe you wouldn't idolize women quite so much if you hung out with a chick in a bathroom while she takes a period dump. That smell will strip paint.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It is the way of things.

The way of things is some people get to really live and the rest don't while having to watch them, adding insult to our misery.

The way of things is evil prevails over good and the most brutal things win. The way of things is all bad. Life should not exist in such an awful place.