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What happens if I shoved a Bat right up my ass?
submitted 2 years ago by WalkingIn2Madness from self.AskSaidIt
Would I get Covid / Bat-Aids? What would happen?
[–]Trajan 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
I'm unfamiliar with the rules of baseball so I can only speak for cricket. I believe the following would cover it:
wilfully mistreating any part of the cricket ground, equipment or implements used in the match
A warning would be issued. Sticking the bat up your arse a second time would result in five penalty runs being awarded.
https://www.lords.org/mcc/the-laws-of-cricket/players-conduct
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Probably a wrecked rectum and possibly rabies.
[–]at_finn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Do it, and then tell us what happened.
[–]yabbit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
I shoved my bat up your moms ass
[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
A mammal bat or a ball bat?
[–]WalkingIn2Madness[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
animal but I can take a baseball bat as well.
[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
I would assume you would become somewhat constipated over time.
[–]Trajan 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
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[–]yabbit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (2 children)
[–]WalkingIn2Madness[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (1 child)
[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)