If you were at the bar and an alpha male tried to take your bitch how would you handle it?

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[–]WalkingIn2Madness 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Accept it and move on. Better than a divorce. Alpha males don't go for the girls, the girls go to them.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mostly with explosives. Stop asking dumb questions.

And yeah: These are drinkable.

Alpha male: Why don't you just say: Fuckling of a bully.

I got a lot of spells, from my deep blue bag full of magic.

Stay truthful.

[–]H3v8 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If your bitch wags her tail, there's nothing you can do.