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[–]AlanSmith33 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

You should visit pornhub, I saw ads for "Hot ladies in your area" there a while ago.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Feverish Females in my area? They probably just have the common flu.

[–]Foidblaster9000 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Hot thots with snot, local and ready to sneeze in your area ! !

[–]Node 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Hot thots with snot, local and ready to clot.

Squat may work there too, although I think 'clot' keeps it more thematic.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You are banned from s/1800EATSHIT until such time as you define "benis".

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mr. T pities this fool and bans them from s/MrTPitiesTheFool until they define "benis".