I want to be a Jewish Internet Defense League Shill Now!

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[–][deleted] 16 insightful - 4 fun16 insightful - 3 fun17 insightful - 4 fun -  (39 children)

So never reply or vote on their stuff and they will make less money!

[–]Jesus[S] 14 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 3 fun -  (25 children)

YUP! If you think they are JIDF shills don't reply back, period. Even if you're tempted to.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Or up or down vote (or funny vote). Just ignore completely; don’t waste any of your attention or energy them.

Simply do not engage period.

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    [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

    zero evidence of authenticity

    It also has zero evidence of inauthenticity.

    An intelligent person would conclude it's fake. A bigoted person would conclude it's real. Which are you? Are you driven by intelligence or by bigotry?

    IFIFY:
    A skeptical person might conclude it could be fake or real.

    A bigoted person would conclude it's real. Which are you? Are you driven by intelligence or by bigotry?

    So you defend all things Jewish automatically and unskeptically?

    Are you driven to judge and demonize by fear of being labelled "anti-Semitic" or for blind love of authoritarian propaganda brainwashing?

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      [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

      You were once 2 weeks old, and they should be regarded with skepticism, but it doesn't necessarily mean it's wrong.

      It's very clearly fake

      How? Proof?

      I expect bullshit like this from /u/Jesus

      The only bullshit I might ever see from Jesus would be if he were trying to convince me God was real. The teachings of Christ are mostly great, even if he may have been a myth.

      I stand 99% behind /u/Jesus on his anti-Zionist crusade. If I read all his deep dives into the uppermost levers of power I might remove that remaining shred of skepticism. Admittedly some of the content has anti-Jew bias, but that's understandable if you actually know what's going on. Personally I don't like it but I understand it. For better or worse, innocent or not, complicit or not, religious or not, tribalist or not, Jews are the human shields and supremacist exceptions that protect the evil Zionists and their corporations - the 2 greatest threats to humanity. If you really understood their Machiavellian crap you wouldn't be defending them.

      Prove it's fake and I'll stand behind you on outing the fake document, but I'll never unlearn the profound existential problem of globalist Zionism and their corporatocracy.

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        [–]Jesus[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

        So, it could be authentic...

        an evil Zionist I would create this document and leak it exactly like it has been because it does a great job convincing anti-Zionist to just shut up and not engage for fear of paying a shill six cents.

        So, this is a more plausible narrative you're making here? Also, you're a Trump supporter, so clearly you respect Israel the terrorist state. No? Might this be why you went on the offensive?

        [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

        You're building a strawman.

        I am anti-Zionist and anti-corporatocracy.

        Regardless, prove it's a fake or your points are moot.

        [–]Jesus[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

        I'm totally down to calling the JDF and JIDF terrorist organizations whilst also debunking the post. If it is fake and there is proof it is fake, then I will take it down. But we already know Zionists have various troll departments where they pay people to spread pro-Israel propaganda and DevOp perception management.

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          [–]Jesus[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

          Yeah but you immediately went to "it's fake" and then spewed derogatory bullcrap.

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            [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

            ^

            [–]Jesus[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            rant about jews, niggers, and faggots

            Clearly /u/AXXA is a Jewish supremacist bigot.

            [–]Jesus[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            MIGA MAGA supporter uses the word bigot.

            [–]proc0 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

            Can we start flagging them / flare or something?

            [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

            I WISH there were ways to metatag users, topics, subs, and opinions (votes).

            [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            Maybe gold stars..

            [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

            Also judging by that last section "payout calculation of a top user" JIDF is a MLM scam.

            [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

            This includes down and “funny” votes on SaidIt too - just ignore, it’s as simple as that.

            You don’t talk to ants, do you? So why even give someone you suspect or know to be a shill any form of your attention?

            [–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

            It looks like a forum like saidit wouldn't be cost effective.

            They should hit reddit or twitter or facebook.

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              [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

              JIDF are terrorists and I look forward to seeing them kicked out of America completely. All US Israel lobbies are illegal. I will not stand for their behavior any longer. This document being authentic is immaterial.

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                [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

                Okay you're right. But it's already a bad idea to waste your time with shills, so the possibility of fucking an Israeli shill over for an extra 6 cents is just icing on the cake.

                [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                You can't ignore it to fight the people behind the propaganda. (((They))) control all the banks, media, and other corporations, including the government, military, big pharma, food supply, food distribution, etc.

                Over the coming years as food production is subverted and global starvation prevails, perhaps you'll think back to this and wonder if the Zionist powers that be engineered this whole depopulation eugenics thing, aka, /s/Agenda21_Agenda2030.

                [–]zyxzevn 7 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 8 fun -  (10 children)

                Maybe we can create a shadow version of saidit or raidt, just to collect these bonuses.
                And with that we can pay for a independent server.

                [–]Jesus[S] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

                Ahhh, that would be funny. We should.

                [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

                All talk but no action.

                [–]Jesus[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

                Unfortunately I don't have much money except from farming and with covid, my money has dried up. But I do think the best thing would be to back up saidit completely. I don't know where magnora7 is, which is weird, and you make great contributions. It's also weird when you comment about backing up saidit or decentralizing it, though I think too much decentralization might be a bad thing, nobody comments back.

                [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

                It's also weird when you comment about backing up saidit or decentralizing it, though I think too much decentralization might be a bad thing, nobody comments back.

                d3rr has backups, and there are other ways via RSS, API, etc.

                A federation would share the database and userbase. Lack of comments is not a problem with good content.

                Whatever your circumstance, wherever you are, whatever your budget, it's not hard to find old personal computers and parts, even for free.

                If you can get on SaidIt then you at least have Internet and electricity sometimes.

                If everyone creates their own home junior-server out of old PCs to co-host a new decentralized forum then we'll have a strong federation.

                Some of us can even host strong-servers that can be the backbone of the network with faster connections, archiving, other platforms, and other features.

                Obviously some have zero admin skills and some are experts. We need to not only accommodate all 1) plug-n-play, 2) basic beginner, 3) advanced, and 4) expert users, but we'll also need to find ways to maintain anonymity for those who want it. We will need tutorials. I'm not I.T. but trying to get a forum and wiki up for projects, including tutorials and so much more, globally and locally.

                There's soooooo much more to this movement than just all the technical geeky stuff too. Sharing awareness, public relations, branding, accounting, management, writing and proofing, etc etc etc.

                There really is no excuse to not be a part of this effort.

                [–]Jesus[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

                I'm under the zero admin skills. How would one go about hosting a server?

                [–]deleted 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                1. Rent a VPS

                [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

                Magnora always said he wanted a sister site lol!

                [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

                A fool on a fool's errand. Time to migrate to Lenny. He's all talk but no action regarding decentralization, development, etc.

                [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                "We" = who?

                I've been trying. Others have been talking about trying but not doing. 2.5+ months and "we" still don't have a fucking decentralized forum up, shitty as it may be out of the box, or not. Who can tell since it's not up.

                You want a decentralized federated forum, raise me some money to pay a real I.T. guy and to buy some gear. I'll bring all the receipts you want to prove I'm not scamming. I can't even get community pledges, much less collect.

                [–]hennaojichan 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

                Hey, that pays better than the job I have now. JIDF can afford it with all those US billions flowing in. Hey JIDF, make us an offer and maybe we'll work for you. You should give non-Jews better pay though.

                [–]Jesus[S] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

                Now that magnora granted us w/ the block feature and knowing the shills are out in full force, this is a feature worth having to cut off their funding.

                [–]RightousBob 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (33 children)

                How is it possible for u/socks and u/actuallynot to live on such meager scraps? Poor shills.

                [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (32 children)

                Fuck off, Bob. (Why is it that you NEVER have anything to contribute? Read a fucking book.)

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                  [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (26 children)

                  There it is: nothing. Poor Bob. What do you call a person in a swimming pool who has no arms and no legs?

                  [–]RightousBob 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (8 children)

                  Let me help put another .06¢ in your poor little shill bank account. Both your reddit and saidit accounts are rife with the telltale signs. You front like you are truly concerned about engaging in "discussion" yet all you ever do is dismiss all views that clash with the msm/cia talking points that you parrot and claim as your own. There is no "contribution" when dealing with scum like you. You are a shill, and should therefore be derided, brow beaten, insulted and run off the fucking boards.

                  [–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

                  He also blathers on about the 99%.

                  [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

                  All you have to do, Bob, is select my username and read the posts, rather than make up a baseless opinion. This is merely a longer version of your usual insults. Bring someting original to Saidit, Bob, and stop being a useless shithead.

                  [–]RightousBob 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

                  You are hard up for cash aren't you? Here's another .06¢ for you, you worthless fucking sack of protoplasm.

                  [–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

                  Reported for dragging down the good name of shills everywhere.
                  You bring shame to your profession and/or professed causes.

                  [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

                  Says the shill. You're an embarrassment to your family. Get a fucking job. At least that way you'll see how the 99% have to live, and have to deal with the 1% that people like you are propping up with your anti-democratic shilling. Go to hell.

                  [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                  Oh no! The mighty socks has struck me to my quick. I think I must now die from... shill shame?

                  My family sucks ass and are more of a shame than I admittedly am. I admit that I was once duped by Big Pharma and my blind faith in scientism which cost me much, and nearly cost my life, and whom you support unquestioningly, shill.

                  Wait, I'm certainly not wealthy so if I'm in the 1% then we've solved unemployment?

                  What about the shame that shilling brings your family? How come we know so little about your personal life shill?

                  What am I saying that's allegedly so "anti-democratic", shill?

                  As a shill, we know you're full of shit, but I didn't know you were overflowing with it creating all new shit. Perhaps you might reconsider shilling for manure and fertilizer corporations instead of Big Pharma, shill.

                  [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

                  Gigs up, shill. Take your big nose and go back to Israel

                  [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

                  What is a 'chon'?

                  To perform the sexual act of eating leftover food from someone’s butthole

                  Yikes

                  [–]Jesus[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

                  WHo the heck would use that as his username. According to shills, I beleive I'm Jesus Christ in teh flesh because I use His name as my ID for social media, in that case Chon must be the actual identity of this sexual act.

                  [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

                  Good question, lol. I don't like being called a shill (much less from Israel!), so I had the great fortune to find that definition for chon. I don't know of other definitions, but there must be a better one than this!

                  [–]Jesus[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

                  It's curious because Righteous Bob who also calls you a shill, who was banned awhile back, was protecting Chabad and is a Trump supporter, the most pro-israel president to ever exist. I notice this same shill tactic on Bitchute a few months back where JIDF shills will call you a Zionist Jew when they don't like what you are posting about Israel or Zionism. Reverse Psycology is what they do. I did this by posting many links to David Ray Griffin and 9/11 truth information (not to be confused with Truther Inc., which is controlled by John Gold and Bermas, pro-Zionist gatekeepers) and lo and behold I was called a "Jew" and a "nigger" and a "lover of Israel."

                  Imagine that.. that you know your state and ideology is so degenerate, contrived and disgusting that you have to whitewash your opposition by calling them what you are. LOL.

                  [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

                  Exactly this. Bob is back however, and I doubt he's a shill (I genuinely think he's not that smart). He seems to be super-MAGA. And he'd like to see me skinned alive, I am sure.

                  [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hwTK6hGreM&list=PLPnALZKB5h_CVj4LY9c0oHFA4JBXg8jC_

                  Chon is a gnarly band.

                  [–]Jesus[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

                  socks posts many anti-Israel posts questioning Zionism, Bob, who in the past covered for the 'good' Chabad, does not and spews ad hominems.

                  [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

                  Q: What do you call condom-shaped cum rags?

                  A: Socks.

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                    [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

                    Whip it out, shill-lover.

                    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                      [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

                      /u/TheAmeliaMay,

                      Arkansas, we have a problem.

                      [–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

                      Why is it that you NEVER have anything to contribute? Read a fucking book

                      There's a very real possibility that he's a shill, tbh.

                      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

                      IDK - seems he has a IQ of 30 (not that I have anything against people with IQs of 30, but some of them probably shouldn't be hired as shills)

                      [–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

                      On the other hand, avoiding rational arguments and taking the discussion to "them" vs "us" is how you propagate indefensibly wrong ideas through social media.

                      Are all his positions pro-Putin?

                      He's certainly pushing for political instability in the US. Is he anti-climate change, (particularly pro fossil fuels, so also anti renewable energy), anti-Ukraine, pro-war in the middle east and anti-NATO?

                      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

                      It's not just Bob - there are several on Saidit who - for whatever reason - agree with right-wing politics, as well as misinformation and disinformation spread by right-wing groups, particularly focusing on anti-vax, anti-voting, anti-democracy, anti-regulation, anti-people of color, anti-LGBTQ+, anti-Biden, pro-Putin, pro-small government, pro-libertarian, &c, and many of them also genuinely believe that this actually is in support of the 99% (which it certainly isn't). And this is one of the reasons I visit Saidit, to see this and to see if I can understand it. There are so many propaganda websites that it's difficult to keep track of them, but here on Saidit, I keep a list at /s/ShitpostNews.

                      [–]Akali 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

                      wait, that's for real? No way! Lmao