Suddenly I've got gold burning a hole in my pocket and a desire to make it count.

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[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

A dozen years ago, cocaine and ketamine were more per gram than gold, in some regions/markets. I'd get some for now and some for down the road if I could. Both are handy for medical, mental, and of course recreational purposes.

Now I have 2 reasons to do wine before beer. I'd forgotten about vinegar as a backup, and the other is because all my old neighbours drink beer like water and I'd run out in no time. I guess I should learn some vinegar recipes.

[–]Drewski 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Don't know how long a backup coke stash would last :P

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's why I'd need 2 batches. One to abuse and remember what a hangover feels like. The other to hide and forget.