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[–]goobandit 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Don’t know the guy on the left but let’s unscrew the top of his necklace and I bet a skinny spoon comes out attached to the lid

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Lmao!! Seriously laughed at that. They look so fucking abnormal. Like something is off about both of them; it’s harder to put my finger on what’s off with the left dude (maybe he’s a vampire that also uses cocaine?), but the guy on the right, god damn.

Biggest head, smallest face I’ve ever seen on a human ever, for real - I wasn’t exaggerating when I said his head had room for two faces. And his small ass face literally reminds me of a gerbil or some shit, he keeps scrunching his nose and moving his mouth like a hamster working on carrot.

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That scrunching is a common phenomenon in older people with teeth protheses that don't fit optimally. So i suppose he can't be a vampire.

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Schrunchy isn’t the vampire, he’s the gerbil with the head big enough for two faces! The cocaine vampire is to the left wearing that Templar necklace looking shit. But I never thought/knew that about the scrunching situation, at least that makes some sense now. Is head is still huge lmao, biggest head ive ever see i think. His 4head’s not even a 5head, that shits like a 10head.

Good to hear from you dude, I hope you’re doing well! Btw, if you haven’t read this short story already (Divided by Infinity), I think you’ll like it! https://www.tor.com/2010/08/05/divided-by-infinity/