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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (18 children)

I'm terrified of clowns, and I also armed myself when those sightings were popping up.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (17 children)

You know that teeth make quite the popcorn sound, once burned ?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

I know that reality is, at times, far worse than either of us can imagine. What is the point of telling me this?

Did you know the cord around your testicle can wrap around the top of it, flooding the testicle with fluid, making it pear sized? It's incredibly painful too, and can last for months.

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    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

    My Familiar on loop for days.

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      [–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      I guess so.

      She looks just like my ex.

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

      You have some issues, brother. Edit: maybe don't take them out on someone you don't know. Is this because I don't respect your time in the military? It says a lot about your character, both good and bad. I don't respect the bad, you can justify it if it makes you feel better inside.

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        [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

        Oh, what? You're gonna get me from wherever the hell you reside? Or, is this some sort of joke I'm not getting?

        Slow your roll.

        [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

        You even seen the gun, i administer if there are any unknown questions you may ask.

        We were called the "long arm of ISAF" and there is a reason to this.

        With shots going over 90km airtime directly into your house you should hate us just as every Afghan does.

        Four shots fired at a different time arriving at you house all at the same time nevertheless.

        [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

        I don't hate people. It's a waste of time. Although, there is something to hate about you, and it's your cavalier attitude towards killing and such. You obviously didn't learn enough from Sun Tzu and the other stoics of the world.

        [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

        It was a job. And i did it precisely. Even if you don't like it.

        Precision is my second name.

        If you are offended or not. I do my job. Precisely.