German law states i gotta now **explain** how i broke into a computer system.

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Wtf do i remember ? I' scattered as hell. These numbnuts are doing a windooze update or something. They lost a whole SAP.

Not my fucking problem.

Via bluetooth, fyi.

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

The letter explicitely asks for the the device i used. Well guess what. It was a https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raspberry_Pi . Connected to their fucking usb.

The download "occured" when they switched databases. From a "fine" admin" account. Because he hadn't had his notebook secured.

Who rolls out software with a notebooks aside from those SAP-fuckers?

I won't explain anything. I am not guilty.

They took all my dew but not my pies. Afaik they can keep sucking my stinkhole.

[–]Bitchcraft 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Störerhaftung?

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NOT GUILTY. The device did everything it was invented for. I cannot derive my relation to it that clearly. My possession of it is clearly subject to objection.

[–]theoracle 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Tell em you hit enter.