you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

[–]whereswhat 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Why do you care?

[–]PencilPusher55[S] 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Because men are meant to be men. They are not meant to speak like a valley girl, skip, and have periods.

[–]whereswhat 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe you saw me after I got food poisoning in Amsterdam. There was so much blood coming out my ass it would be enough to fool anyone into thinking it was a period. I may have even skipped to a bathroom at one point in order to balance speed with the ability to keep my butthole shut. Sometime a little shart would sneak up on me though and I'd be like, "oh heyyy!".

So you see, this is probably just a big misunderstanding. Don't be a judgy little bitch.

[–]scrubking 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Damn right.