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[–]wuzizname 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Be in grade 4 geography. Get asked to read the name of the next state aloud.

Pronounce it as West Vagina.

Die inside forever.

[–]Cactus_Tree 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

Something that happened in a forest in public once. Not really comfortable to share...

[–]Patrick 3 insightful - 15 fun3 insightful - 14 fun4 insightful - 15 fun -  (1 child)

well this was fun to read

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Did it involve the foolhardy use of a pine cone, during a diarrhea attack?

[–]Cactus_Tree 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

No, it involved me, and a LOT of me...

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Did you so something with a cactus?

[–]Cactus_Tree 0 insightful - 5 fun0 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Not a pikey one, and a little smaller one. I'll leave you to discover the rest.

[–]jonah 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

one time i had the squirts and shit myself in 3rd grade. had to go to the school nurse and she gave me spider-man undies. 4/10 might do again for lollipop

[–]Locke 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The entirety of my life in high school.