What can I do for 200 foreskins?
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[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 4 years ago (14 children)
Saul wanted David to be killed by the Philistines. He didnt expect David to win.
1 Samuel 18:25
And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.
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[–]FormosaOolong 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 4 years ago (6 children)
Plus you don't take that many foreskins without people noticing you doing it
This whole convo is so surreal but this sentence is next level hilarious
[–]Tiwaking 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun - 4 years ago (1 child)
But he can buy foreskins at other place, right?
This line is one of the funniest things I've ever read. The idea there is some Israeli Fresh Foreskin Monger in 1000 BC is absolutely hysterical.
[–]FormosaOolong 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 4 years ago (0 children)
Straight out of Monty Python!
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[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 4 years ago (2 children)
This should be posted to /s/SaiditGOAT XD XD XD
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[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 4 years ago (0 children)
A sub for the posts which are the Greatest Of All Time :D
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[–]FormosaOolong 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 4 years ago (1 child)
Discount Foreskin Outlet
[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun - 4 years ago (0 children)
Foreskins R Us
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