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[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (20 children)

Saul wanted David to be killed by the Philistines. He didnt expect David to win.

1 Samuel 18:25

And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.

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      [–]FormosaOolong 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

      Plus you don't take that many foreskins without people noticing you doing it

      This whole convo is so surreal but this sentence is next level hilarious

      [–]Tiwaking 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

      But he can buy foreskins at other place, right?

      This line is one of the funniest things I've ever read. The idea there is some Israeli Fresh Foreskin Monger in 1000 BC is absolutely hysterical.

      [–]FormosaOolong 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

      Straight out of Monty Python!

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        [–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

        This should be posted to /s/SaiditGOAT XD XD XD

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          [–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          A sub for the posts which are the Greatest Of All Time :D

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            [–]FormosaOolong 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

            But he can buy foreskins at other place, right?

            Discount Foreskin Outlet

            [–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

            Discount Foreskin Outlet

            Foreskins R Us

            YOU PEEL EM, WE'LL DEAL EM!

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              [–]beermeem 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

              Why would it be easier to “just find” foreskins somewhere else?

              [–]Tiwaking 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

              Why would it be easier to “just find” foreskins somewhere else?

              Its like when you lose your socks or wallet. They're usually in the washing machine or in the couch.

              Well. Its like that. Except with foreskins

              [–]FormosaOolong 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

              Tiwaking! My guffaw muscles hurt now!

              [–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

              I've lost my iPhone6s around town multiple times.

              Who do you think you are talking to.

              [–]ido 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

              WHen my shit dies, oh well, internet kinda sucks anyway, seen it.

              [–]ido 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

              I dunno I believe in resurrection so I'd kill myself right away if someone slaved me. Even if it didn't happen, all the better. Yep, I will literally kill myself before you take advantage of me lol. Why they have suicide nets and a lot more, you literally go to bootcamp if you try to die and fail. Often the pain of being a slave to produce iphones is better than the alternative. ALso, why I havn;t bought anything since 2008 when I learned of it. Same computer, phone, everything.

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                [–]Tiwaking 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

                Ignore him. He is a Troll.

                [–]ido 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

                Yea I know, but just to mention the foreskin was an animal skin name before, nobody filleted their penises in that culture. Actually jews where forced to do it from their rabbi. Jews are the biggest cult ever right now, close to Scientology in being not aware of surroundings. Probably why they where jialed, bunch of schizos thy try to run media and culture at all costs. Not that crazy though, jewish people have the highest amount of schizos wordwide, something crazy like 30%.