If you're witnessing an alien abduction for children under 10 years old in the park at your community, what would you do for it?

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[–]VantaFount 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Countless hours of Xcom: Enemy Within have prepared me for this.
Where are my hand grenades?

[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

You cant use hand grenades! You might hit the children!

Wont someone please think of the children?!?

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I really never had an issue with using hand grenades.

[–]VantaFount 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I did think of the children!
They have fewer hit points and make lousy shields.

[–]Tiwaking 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Urrr. I think you mean "abducting" XD XD XD

Are the grays armed? Do they have weapons? What kind of weapons?

I would probably start with the Universal Greeting

p.s. capture them? They're living beings, not Pokemon!

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    [–]Tiwaking 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Maybe they are hungry.