What can I do for if I live a place with many monkeys steal my stuff?

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[–]Only71Genders 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

I thought this was a racist troll post, but since it isn't: can't people just put decon pellets in food they leave out? Like we do for rats. Or is it not effective on monkeys.

[–]Snow 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

Racist???

I am talking about wild animals.

[–]Only71Genders 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

I clarified that I realized it wasn't. It legit sounded like it was a joke about niggers stealing from you. Until I read the full text.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

maybe not racist but definitely retarded

[–]Snow 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

😂

[–]therium 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The poison pellets have to be sized for a monkey. So if you put out rat poison, the monkeys can eat it all day and nothing will happen to them. The poison only works if it reaches a certain level per kg of body weight. So rat and mouse poison pellets have different amounts of poison in them due to the fact they target different sized creatures.

[–]Only71Genders 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It seems like they are strong enough to kill dogs, which got them banned in some areas, but maybe monkeys metabolize them differently? Or have a diet that keeps their blood coagulating so the poison doesn't kill them as easily? But I'm sure you are right that much more poison would be required than a couple pellets. They would probably have to eat a ton of poisoned food to get to the same level that a rat would get to off of just a few pellets. And they are smart so probably wouldn't go for it as easily. Bet a pellet gun would do the trick though...