I've told this one before but what the heck: The first time I went to Cambodia I arrived strung out from flights and changes and found a sort of upmarket place for a meal. They had Absinthe Cocktail on the menu and I drank one quickly and ordered another. There was maybe one customer besides me and I dozed off. After a while one of the waiters came over and gently woke me. How long was I asleep? About two hours, sir. Where am I? By the river, sir. In Bangkok? Oh, no, Phnom Penh, sir. —— Now I have been messed up in a lot of places but that was the only time I didn't know what city and country I was in. — Maybe you know but you can buy it online. The stuff that eats your brain, wormwood, no longer eats your brain but it really has a different kind of effect from regular alcohol. Enjoy but do not drive on that stuff. Cheers.