Self-aggrandizing and narcissism at its finest.
I think my favorite part may be "print out the form for your future reference". 'Cause yeah, that's how the internet works. What is this, 1996? Do we need to submit a paper application to participate now? Might there be a fax number I can use?
My least favorite part is probably How Every Single Word Is Unnecessarily Capitalized As If That Makes Anyone Actually Read It And Give A Shit. Also How Certain Sentences Are Bolded For Even Further Emphasis.
Actually, no, I think my least favorite part is knowing that there is a human being out there who spent this much time and effort to create a ban-appeal-rejection "form" on an internet forum, and considers it relevant. It's actually really, really fucking sad to me.