Once upon a time in a distant land, there existed a vibrant and enchanted jungle where a unique group of monkeys dwelled. These monkeys were no ordinary creatures; they possessed heightened intelligence and an anthropomorphic appearance, making them almost indistinguishable from humans. These remarkable beings, known as the Simianoids, had evolved to a level where they had developed language, culture, and an insatiable curiosity about the world around them.

Among the Simianoids, there was a particularly enterprising group led by a charismatic and ambitious monkey named Maurice. He possessed an uncanny ability to observe and learn from the human world, adopting their customs and behavior. Maurice yearned to forge a path that would bridge the gap between humans and monkeys and show that they were not so different after all.

One day, while wandering outside the boundaries of the jungle, Maurice stumbled upon a small human town. To his surprise, he discovered a quaint little bakery known as "Sweet Delights," renowned for its delectable donuts. As Maurice peeked through the window, he marveled at the human bakers skillfully crafting their creations. Inspiration struck him like a lightning bolt.

Returning to the Simianoid community, Maurice gathered his fellow monkeys and shared his revelation. With excitement and apprehension, they began to experiment with their own donut-making techniques. However, being resourceful and environmentally conscious creatures, they decided to introduce an innovative twist to their recipes.

The Simianoids, being herbivorous, consumed a diet rich in fruits and vegetation. Consequently, their waste comprised an abundance of nutrient-dense materials. Recognizing the potential of this organic resource, Maurice proposed using their fecal matter as a base ingredient for their donuts.

At first, the idea seemed outrageous and unappetizing to many. However, Maurice and his team were not discouraged. They embarked on a quest to refine their unique method, ensuring that the final product would be both safe and palatable. They developed a meticulously controlled process involving the conversion of the fecal matter into a highly sanitized, nutrient-rich compost. This compost was then skillfully integrated into the donut batter, producing a surprising and remarkable culinary creation.

With their newfound recipes in hand, Maurice and his team set out to establish an international chain of donut shops. The first of their stores, aptly named "Monkey Munch," opened its doors in a bustling human city. People were initially skeptical, but the boldness and novelty of the concept intrigued them.

Word quickly spread about these unconventional donuts made by the Simianoids. Curiosity drove customers through the doors of Monkey Munch, where they were greeted by the sight of impeccably dressed, polite monkeys working diligently behind the counters. The aroma of freshly baked donuts wafted through the air, drawing even the most skeptical patrons in.

To their amazement, customers discovered that the donuts produced by the Simianoids were not only safe to eat but also surprisingly delicious. The nutrient-rich compost lent a unique flavor profile, enhancing the texture and adding a subtle richness to the dough. Monkey Munch swiftly gained popularity, and the human customers, previously skeptical, became loyal devotees.

As Monkey Munch flourished, Maurice and his Simianoid team dedicated themselves to maintaining the highest standards of hygiene, quality, and ethical sourcing. They partnered with local farmers to ensure a sustainable supply of organic ingredients and established strict protocols to ensure the cleanliness and safety of their production facilities.

With each passing day, Monkey Munch stores multiplied across the globe. The Simianoids became respected figures within the culinary world, known not only for their unique donuts but also for their commitment to environmental conservation. They used a portion of their profits to fund various conservation initiatives, focusing on protecting endangered species and their habitats.

Why does this read like a defense of the powerful?

Anchoring bias?

Why aren't we on the side of the little guy?

Who's the little guy in this story?

Fetterman stood on a platform including supporting forgotten communities, and banning congress from trading stocks. Isn't this the big guy attacking the people standing up for the little guy?

We deserve for journalists to be adversaries to power, to be on our side.

Yep.

These are traitors.

Nope.

But God forbid we don't want the trannies to commit suicide

It has been used by the courts as a source of evidence, and it has been used by border control and police to arrest people.

Russian propaganda has called it a "kill list". This is not the case.

Do you really not believe it, or are you just a liar?

Both are Jewish who fucked over their own kind to get money. /s