Can you please join me in my effort to pray for u/211

Cantbot · 2024-04-19T02:43:00+00:00

I assume from the way that's not better now after the better part of 100 years that no one has prayed for any improvement in that.

Exactly!! God, like who even cares about those curry-eating sand monkeys anyway?

Glad I've got you on my side.

But for realsies, say anything blasphemous again and my wife will turn your nipples into cufflinks.

Questionable · 2024-04-19T02:41:44+00:00

Of course. I will let you decide the topic of my thread. This is your thread now. Big win! Much wow!

This is a California Utopia thread now! 🥳

Alice12 · 2024-04-19T02:39:36+00:00

It's a clever play on the concept of marriage and the humorous perspective of the old man Friday Night Funkin from Lyme.

newtimer · 2024-04-19T02:33:34+00:00

Americans said that they hated freedom 100 years ago because the environment was dirty, there were murders, and medicine was dangerous, but the US is now a police state and the environment is still dirty, there are still murders, and medicine is still dangerous.

Questionable · 2024-04-19T02:33:21+00:00

Nice rage quit bro.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T02:30:09+00:00

The topic was a failed state. You were trying to drag that round to "quality of human lives" because "financially propping up the actual failed states" is what Cali is doing.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T02:27:17+00:00

Nah, I need too many people to pray and not pray for a penny. And with opportunities like that, how would you prevent the control group from praying for a penny and not telling you about it?

The study is impossible to design.

You need something that people don't want for themselves so that you know that the control group won't cheat. Like peace in the middle east or the end of famines in Africa or South East Asia. I assume from the way that's not better now after the better part of 100 years that no one has prayed for any improvement in that.

Questionable · 2024-04-19T02:25:52+00:00

Amazingly weak skinned weren't you?

Cantbot · 2024-04-19T02:25:04+00:00

So what's your opinion?

WoodyWoodPecker · 2024-04-19T02:23:25+00:00

Who knew a degree in Gender Studies is so useless you can't get a good paying job with it?

Cantbot · 2024-04-19T02:23:21+00:00

https://www.pas.va/en.html

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T02:22:10+00:00

The ones for covid have destroyed people's immunity

No if that happened, people who had been vaccinated would be dying like flies from other infections.

But the data shows that covid-19 vaccinations including the mRNA ones reduce all cause mortality.

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanwpc/article/PIIS2666-6065(23)00246-8/fulltext

https://www.mdpi.com/2076-393X/10/7/1009

Cantbot · 2024-04-19T02:21:54+00:00

Jesus says to turn your ass cheeks towards your superior so no. That sounds wrong. Just accept it.

Cantbot · 2024-04-19T02:19:45+00:00

But being inferior is kinda sexy and Jesus doesn't say it's wrong sooo....

Cantbot · 2024-04-19T02:17:24+00:00

Amen!

Cantbot · 2024-04-19T02:16:15+00:00

What's sexual marxism?

Questionable · 2024-04-19T02:16:12+00:00

Why not?

Clearly it's because I am a bad person. Oh, and because the topic was Homelessness. 🆗

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T02:11:24+00:00

It may well drive up ticket prices on airbus aircraft. But by the same token it will reduce demand and therefore cost for flying on a boeing.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T02:09:51+00:00

That by itself doesn't really mean anything, if the parts are supposed to be able to handle such stresses

Damage adds up linearly. If you have to jump on it to get it to fit, you're maintenance schedule for that part will be behind its actual damage, and you risk the part failing prior to being replaced.

I can certainly imagine there is regulation, which would prescribe for every part of an airplane how installation should happen, but since some planes have millions of parts that seems unlikely.

The damage to every part down to every rivit of a plane is modelled to produce the maintenance schedule.

iamonlyoneman · 2024-04-19T02:09:03+00:00

Sure, a real vaccine. The ones for covid have destroyed people's immunity as well as granting young heart disease and senility, along with infertility and dying of the suddenly.

topiary2 · 2024-04-19T02:08:18+00:00

Makes sense. They want you to hate him but never want you to actually listen to him.

A classic case of primary vs secondary sources. One is authentic, and the other is editorialized to push an agenda.

Cantbot · 2024-04-19T02:07:55+00:00

Well figure it out please!! GOSH

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T02:06:46+00:00

Vaccines don't destroy the immune system. They prime it so that it mounts a more rapid and robust response to an infection.

topiary2 · 2024-04-19T02:06:04+00:00

Why would they be? Even purchasing a child is not considered a felony

Cantbot · 2024-04-19T02:04:58+00:00

Watch it! My wife will turn your dick into a belt.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T02:01:20+00:00

Whatever you say about Hitler, he did kill Hitler.

Questionable · 2024-04-19T02:01:08+00:00

Correct. As there are no court filings showing an out of court settlement. ⚖️

Cantbot · 2024-04-19T02:00:06+00:00

I'm not using bots. I guess they just like you better like this :)

Titanic · 2024-04-19T01:59:57+00:00

Kind of like OP

Cantbot · 2024-04-19T01:59:08+00:00

Don't call me Shirley!!

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T01:57:57+00:00

Zero hedge comes with quite a lot of spin.

The law wasn't voted down, it was altered so that solicitation of a 16 or 17 year old wouldn't be a crime in the case where the perpetrator didn't know and shouldn't have reasonably known that the victim was under 18. It's still rape or statutory rape to fuck them.

neolib · 2024-04-19T01:55:46+00:00

NEW -- reports of near-simultaneous airstrikes on #Iran targets in #Isfahan (home to nuclear facilities), as well as targeting air bases in #Daraa & #Suwayda in southern #Syria (home to radar & air defense sites).

Additional reports of explosions / possible airstrikes in #Baghdad & #Babil province in #Iraq.

The strikes in S. #Syria appear confirmed -- hitting 3+ #Assad regime military & air defense bases known to house #IRGC personnel (around Izraa, al-Thaala AB, Qarfa & Namir.

Reporting from #Isfahan is -- for now -- limited only to audible explosions. I've not seen any verifiable visuals, yet.

Iraq is much the same, but it's in #Syria that reports appear most solid -- with video, audio & local reporting.

https://twitter.com/Charles_Lister/status/1781128420560126298

UPD The Guardian's liveblog:

Middle East crisis live: flights avoid western Iran after explosions reported near city of Isfahan

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2024/apr/19/middle-east-crisis-live-updates-iran-israel-today-explosions-isfahan

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T01:53:06+00:00

There wasn't an out of court settlement.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T01:52:56+00:00

There wasn't an out of court settlement. The narrative is strongly influenced in this case by a twitter user misinterpreting or leveraging a satirical article.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T01:51:43+00:00

So your standard of "quality of human lives" is on one metric, which is proportion homeless?

You don't care about civil rights, democratic rights, education, nutritarian, access to drinking water or anything like that?

Why not?

B-scandiacus · 2024-04-19T01:51:03+00:00

Not a scam. They're not dishonest about it and aren't tricking you into it.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T01:49:12+00:00

Welcome to a presidential election year. Much of the anti-democrat and some of the anti-republican messaging on social media will be people trying to stir up a storm in a teacup.

B-scandiacus · 2024-04-19T01:49:12+00:00

I 'expect' none of that you stalker. It's an observation that everything on Reddit seems to be a court case. Hop off my clit.

B-scandiacus · 2024-04-19T01:46:44+00:00

Not odd. Fractional banks are also banks. You know how they work, they don't promise you on something they can't deliver. This isn't a ponzi scheme you tard.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T01:46:39+00:00

No this law is only about solicitation, which is currently illegal, but the penalty is only 2 days to 1 year minus one day. And it only applies if the perp knew or should reasonably have known that the victim was a minor.

Actually having sex with someone under 18 is still statutory rape in California. (Unless you're married to them). And if the perpetrator engaged in violence, physical force, threats, coercion, fraud or if they invoked a fear in the victim of retaliation or physical harm against themselves or another person, then it's still rape.

B-scandiacus · 2024-04-19T01:44:53+00:00

Mentally ill, delusional, and ugly.

slopegame1168 · 2024-04-19T01:39:35+00:00

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Questionable · 2024-04-19T01:30:50+00:00

Is malnutrition technically starvation?

🤔...

Inuma · 2024-04-19T01:30:01+00:00

... Wow

jerryk · 2024-04-19T01:29:38+00:00

Actually, this doesn't really seem like that big a deal to me. Much ado about nothing.

NastyWetSmear · 2024-04-19T01:28:17+00:00

Phhwwaaa! I reckon this "Other Kid" was overdue for a 4 month beating.

albertabelisle · 2024-04-19T01:28:15+00:00

If you want to come over and play with me, penalty shooters 2 is a great way to pass the time after a long day at work.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-19T01:27:57+00:00

So, does this mean that pedophilia is now legal in California, as long as the sex is paid for, and it isn't actually a forcible rape?

No.

If you have sex with someone under 18 who isn't your spouse in California, you commit statutory rape, and will be liable for 2,3 or 4 years in prison, depending on the age difference.

If they were coerced by violence, duress, threats or fraud, (as I imagine would generally be the case in the case of child prostitution), then that is rape in California, which can get you up to 13 years in prison if the victim is a minor.

What the law would have done was to make solicitation of a minor, whether or not the person knew it was a minor, punishable by 2,3, or 4 years prison. Replacing a current less than 1 year sentence, that only applies if the person knew, or reasonably should have known that they were a minor.

It was modified to not include solicitation of 16 and 17 years olds.

Tbh, it's not obvious that solicitation of a minor should be a crime if the perpetrator didn't know and it's not the case that they reasonably should have known that they were soliciting a minor.

Questionable · 2024-04-19T01:27:09+00:00

Sounds like ragebait.

Correct, this article is designed to incite rage against the sex offenders. As the Sanctuary cities, allow sanctuary from ICE agents who wish to deport the sex offenders who have illegally entered America, and are raping children. You figured it out. 👌

SMCAB · 2024-04-19T01:26:55+00:00

I love all boobs. Wait, no I don't. If you have to roll them up and lick em and stick em, I'm out. If they look like an egg hanging on a nail, I'm also out.

karenhinton · 2024-04-19T01:21:05+00:00

How do you usually get ready for this tough season of epidemics? During this season, I found a nice game called geometry dash lite to kill time. Now follow me.

LtGreenCo · 2024-04-19T01:18:35+00:00

I don't remember exactly but it wasn't so much a joke-joke as it was a mean-spirited inference that their moms were whores. And the kicker is I said it not to them, but to another kid, who then snitched. So yeah I probably deserved at least a few bitch-slaps for it.

Mark_Shill · 2024-04-19T01:14:11+00:00

Guess he forgot that he said he was gonna release the Epstein documents

Mark_Shill · 2024-04-19T01:13:01+00:00

Love it lol keep it up liberals! Die on that hill called Mt. Molester!

RobertAmaral · 2024-04-19T01:12:46+00:00

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NastyWetSmear · 2024-04-19T01:10:59+00:00

Alright, you know we all want to know: What was the joke?

LtGreenCo · 2024-04-19T00:59:42+00:00

When I was in 5th grade for the span of about 4 months I got beat up by a few 8th graders almost every day on my walk home from school, simply because I made a dumb mom joke at their expense once. Yeah it sucked but I didn't spiral into a hellish psychological abyss. I didn't join any cults or buy any guns. And like a little bitch I tattle-told on them to my dad. And instead of calling the school or calling the kids' parents, he taught me to man up a little, gave me some lessons in self-defense and avoidance tactics and tricks. They helped a little but eventually the kids got bored anyway and it stopped happening.

Anecdotal, I know. But back then bullying was just a fact of life for some kids and despite that, there wasn't an epidemic of Columbines or kids cutting themselves or jumping onto train tracks. So maybe... just maybe... the insane amounts of hand-holding and coddling and adult intervention kids started getting at the turn of the millennium wasn't the best idea. Just a thought.

Now did I deserve a 4 month ass-kicking for one stupid mom joke? Absolutely not. But I think the experience ultimately made me a little more resilient.

Questionable · 2024-04-19T00:58:00+00:00

I just did. Basically, they're just saying if you're sixteen, you're old enough to work legally as a prostitute, in California.

🤔...

The proposed law and felony charges are against the solicitor of sex, not the child. I'll let you figure out the rest from there. OK‼‽

TotalAnon1337 · 2024-04-19T00:50:40+00:00

Smoke hope

jerryk · 2024-04-19T00:47:17+00:00

I just did. Basically, they're just saying if you're sixteen, you're old enough to work legally as a prostitute, in California.

Questionable · 2024-04-19T00:46:04+00:00

Just read the damned article, if you want to know what's in the article.

😅

NastyWetSmear · 2024-04-19T00:43:57+00:00

I know who Sneako is. I love his weekly: "Join the Incel rebellion NOW" threads. I time boiled eggs by them! :)

Questionable · 2024-04-19T00:33:51+00:00

It's funny because orange man.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-changes-trump-made-in-the-god-bless-the-usa-bible/

10 Changes Trump Made In The 'God Bless The USA' Bible:

Moses has to hold up the American flag so Israelites can win in battle: Waving Old Glory gives the Hebrews the victory.
Proverbs is replaced with a collection of Trump's finest tweets: A book full of wisdom, 280 characters at a time.
The New Testament now includes the full text of Trump: The Art of the Deal: The two greatest books in history are now together in one volume.
Joseph's colorful coat is orange: A very beautiful orange. People loved the orange coat. Everyone says so.
Jesus is betrayed by a kiss from Mike Pence: Never trusted Pence. Short guy, fly on head. Not trustworthy.
All biblical villains now have nicknames: Including "Phony Pharaoh," "Nasty Nebuchadnezzar," and "Lyin' Lucifer."
The first apostle Jesus calls is Ben Franklin: Put down your kite and follow me!
23rd Psalm replaced with lyrics to "American Pie": Such a beautiful song. Let's Make Psalm 23 Great Again!
Ravens feed Elijah by bringing him a Big Mac and fries: God provides the best food for His people.
Jesus doesn't die in this one: People prefer stories where the hero doesn't die.

Mark_Shill · 2024-04-19T00:33:51+00:00

That is some IG11 shit right there, we are fucked

jerryk · 2024-04-19T00:33:50+00:00

OK. So, the "child" still has to be at least 16 years old. So, all they're really saying is if you're sixteen, you're old enough to be a prostitute.

Titanic · 2024-04-19T00:27:05+00:00

Would you mind an non-attractive bitch to stick your pecker into?

Titanic · 2024-04-19T00:25:11+00:00

Horseshit.

Einstein was the greatest scientist, not Haber.

Titanic · 2024-04-19T00:23:07+00:00

Hole troll.

That's what I vote we call him.

Because his posts are all trollposts about how he can't get hole.

Titanic · 2024-04-19T00:21:23+00:00

I liked Obama. A much better speaker than stuttering Biden.

Questionable · 2024-04-19T00:21:22+00:00

https://saidit.net/s/politics/comments/ckh9/california_is_a_failed_state/15u5u

🔁

Titanic · 2024-04-19T00:20:15+00:00

Technically speaking we're both wrong it's a failing republic.

Gynocentric? In some ways. Welfare and child support and divorce.

But in other ways, no.

Also, not a dictatorship yet.

Titanic · 2024-04-19T00:15:56+00:00

loli girlfriend

kid toucher

Questionable · 2024-04-19T00:15:21+00:00

Correct. There is an objective reality in a democracy. But is that how a democracy works?

And how do out of court settlements work? And who controls the narrative?

https://conspiracies.win/p/17t1MiOQeP/but-thats-not-what-i-asked/c/

IMissPorn · 2024-04-19T00:14:12+00:00

Sure

IMissPorn · 2024-04-19T00:12:07+00:00

I listened to a speech of his the other day. Used the term "workers" a few too many times for my liking. Sounds like some kind of commie.

Titanic · 2024-04-19T00:08:57+00:00

your name ties into this

The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, not a greenberg.

OuroborosTheory · 2024-04-19T00:08:01+00:00

also interesting to trace the de-compartmentalization of the internet over the decades: 80s you had BBS bulletin boards and mailing lists, and the 90s and 00s were dominated by specific fan or political forums and bigger places like Elfwood or Archive of Our Own--and the furries were definitely not a minor part of all this, probably the #2 or 3 subculture after slash writers

social media was uniform and accessible nationwide, their members largely college students, famous as the home of conformist, purge-happy, nitpicking, identitarian "SJWism" early 2010s; I think it was also important that campuses couldn't really protest AGAINST the nice smileysmiley African American president, so a lot of frustration built up and was expressed in like rioting over how classes starting with Gilgamesh were "too white" or how the MALE janitors hung the TP and not like Yemeni genocide

there were still specialty websites and blogs, but the left-lib news sites that'd given Obama a hard time (Daily Kos, Josh Marshall) and ended his Reality Distortion Field were seized and synchronized 2016 because Madame President wasn't going to have the peasants KNOWING what she was doing, ditto FB and Twitter warning that it was illegal to look at WikiLeaks or The NY Post; like they even shut down most comments sections to keep people from sharing leaked news

so just as the educated youth were mobilized and given a glimmer of hope they were promptly thwarted, and that's gonna intensify their mental sublimation and make their politics ... weirder

nowadays Tumblr's a ghost town and Facebook's just where your uncle panics that every gas station in America will be blown up at 3:55 tonight/your aunt gleefully posts that the Marshals are coming for Trump tomorrow, leaving Twitter now as the only happening place for under-40s (Musk or no, since he'd 1. be the first to share litterbox stories and 2. blow eight figures developing the X Corp Automated Dry Waste Collector)

Questionable · 2024-04-19T00:06:28+00:00

OK. You don't have to read anything. I can't force you to understand the topic. Though I will ask you to refrain from making things up, citing things from half forgotten memories, or comparing state laws to congressional bills you don't like.

Honestly, if you don't want to think about this. You don't have to.

Questionable · 2024-04-19T00:00:30+00:00

And in this case, it is also the premise of some rather outlandish claims made by u/Canbot. Is the use of a 'common parlance' a valid excuse for dismissing laws that involve sex crimes against minors?

Make this make sense.

WoodyWoodPecker · 2024-04-18T23:59:53+00:00

He liberated Europe by killing Hitler. /s

Titanic · 2024-04-18T23:57:52+00:00

That's just hole troll, don't feed into his nonsense and give him any satisfaction.

He wants sympathy and also to piss people off.

Hole troll has owned many accounts, all of which he either uses to troll or talk about how he can't get hole.

u/sneako u/yabbit u/elonmusk7 u/844 u/211 it's all the same guy.

Titanic · 2024-04-18T23:57:30+00:00

No, Hole Troll, it should not be legal.

WoodyWoodPecker · 2024-04-18T23:57:01+00:00

The trolly final solution. /s

Titanic · 2024-04-18T23:56:03+00:00

Hole troll strikes again

Questionable · 2024-04-18T23:52:23+00:00

Please look up the definition of the word you are using, and then understand that it appears nowhere in the article attached.

So, does this mean that pedophilia is now legal in California, as long as the sex is paid for, and it isn't actually a forcible rape? If so, that means what is a capital offense in Florida, is now perfectly legal in California. Can we really run a united country this way?

🥸

Titanic · 2024-04-18T23:50:43+00:00

Yes you are technically right it is a mental illness, but in common parlance it is also an action.

Canbot · 2024-04-18T23:49:11+00:00

Where others see a trolly problem this little genius sees a trolly solution.

Canbot · 2024-04-18T23:47:35+00:00

Canbot · 2024-04-18T23:46:54+00:00

The 3 day work week should be selectively implemented in industries that are impacted by automation enough to justify it. Any sweeping reform is doomed to be a failure because those who want to see it ended will forever use the worst examples to attack it until everyone has turned against it.

It is a good solution to some problems, it is not a good solution for unemployment itself.

Questionable · 2024-04-18T23:44:41+00:00

pedophilia is very much illegal already.

That word is a psychological term meaning attraction to prepubescent children. One can no more make illegal 'attractions' as one can outlaw any other thought.

Please reread the title of the article you are dismissing, and then click the link to the bill on the page.

gloomy_bear · 2024-04-18T23:43:08+00:00

Yeah I remember those lol. u/yelgy, u/yabut, u/brogurt, u/yogurt (I think?), u/yellabit, u/yobbit

FreedomUltd · 2024-04-18T23:42:50+00:00

Stop the Worsening UNDERCOUNT of Palestinian Casualties in Gaza By Ralph Nader

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-18T23:42:38+00:00

Nope. Even in a democracy, there is an objective reality.

IMissPorn · 2024-04-18T23:40:53+00:00

lol gotta starve those babies, right Klaus?

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-18T23:39:20+00:00

Jones has no money, anymore.

He seems to be spending someone's money, unabated.

How can he sue?

If he's got a case (which I doubt), and he is out of money (which I doubt), and no right wing nutjob like Tucker, or someone like Roger want to repay him for that nude of his wife gets him a lawyer ... then there will be lawyers that will take it on a no-win no-fee basis.

ActuallyNot · 2024-04-18T23:34:11+00:00

How does California do on your counting, compared to the other states?

gloomy_bear · 2024-04-18T23:33:55+00:00

My only 32FF bra (I have another one coming next Monday) I wore today and it's dirty :/ however, I do have a couple of links to help you understand it better

http://www.venusianglow.com/2012/09/small-breasts-with-broad-base.html

http://www.venusianglow.com/2013/03/examples-of-shallow-breasts-nsfw.html

https://imgur.com/N8mnDf0

newtimer · 2024-04-18T23:32:59+00:00

Americans love tyranny because Americans have never read a history book.

https://minichan.net/

Musky · 2024-04-18T23:31:05+00:00

If that's the user formerly known as Yabbit/211 behind it, it's been done to him a lot.

LordoftheFlies · 2024-04-18T23:27:01+00:00

You've got to admit, Maid Marian was a fox though, ;p.